Friends & Foes: Giant Mutant Farm Animals

In case you should ever need them, here are some giant mutant farm animals.

Giant Mutant Chicken

Giant Mutant Chicken Level 9 Brute
Large Natural Beast XP 400
Initiative +8 Senses Perception +5
HP 120; Bloodied 60
AC 21; Fortitude 22, Reflex 22, Will 19
Speed 8
M Peck (Standard; at-will)
+12 vs. AC; 1d8+5 damage
m Peck Peck Peck (Standard; at-will)
The chicken makes three peck attacks against the same target.
Alignment Unaligned Languages
Str 17 (+7) Dex 19 (+8) Wis 13 (+5)
Con 20 (+9) Int 1 (-1) Cha 3 (+0)

Giant Mutant Goat

Giant Mutant Goat Level 11 Soldier
Large Natural Beast XP 600
Initiative +11 Senses Perception +9
HP 114; Bloodied 57
AC 27; Fortitude 23, Reflex 23, Will 23
Speed 8
M Gore (Standard; at-will)
+16 vs. AC; 2d6+5 damage and target is knocked prone. If gore is used when charging, target is also pushed 3 spaces.
Alignment Unaligned Languages
Str 21 (+10) Dex 18 (+9) Wis 18 (+9)
Con 18 (+9) Int 3 (+1) Cha 5 (+2)

Tactics

The goat charges back and forth, suffering opportunity attacks as necessary.

Giant Mutant Pig

Giant Mutant Pig Level 10 Elite Brute
Huge Natural Beast XP 1,000
Initiative +7 Senses Perception +7
Filth Aura aura 5; All other creatures besides pigs in the aura take a -2 penalty to their fortitude defenses.
Noxious Stench (poison) aura 2; Enemies starting their turn in the aura take 6 poison damage.
HP 262; Bloodied 131
AC 24; Fortitude 26, Reflex 20, Will 23
Saving Throws +2
Speed
Action Points 1
M Chomp (Standard; at-will)
+13 vs. AC; 3d6+5 damage.
c Flatulence (Minor; encounter, recharge when first bloodied) ♦ poison
Close blast 5; +11 vs. Fortitude; 4d10+5 poison damage and target is dazed (save ends). This attack ignores the marked condition.
Alignment Unaligned Languages
Str 23 (+11) Dex 14 (+7) Wis 15 (+7)
Con 21 (+10) Int 2 (+1) Cha 3 (+1)

Tactics

The pig attacks whoever has damaged it the most unless marked. If flanked, the it uses its flatulence power against the enemy(ies) behind it.

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11 Responses to “Friends & Foes: Giant Mutant Farm Animals”

  1. I’m reminded of a certain episode of Batman the Animated Series…

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  2. Love these! The Pig Flatulence is….. ewwww…….

    How about some Giant Mutant Cows to round out the set? :D

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  3. @SeiferTim: Not familiar with the episode you’re talking about. While I liked that series, it’s not one I’ve seen in its entirety. :/

    @greywulf: A bull, perhaps, but what would a giant mutant cow do? Maybe milk-squirting artillery, if you’re in an absurd mood?

  4. You know, when you put “Giant Mutant…” in front of anything, it pretty much makes it cooler.

  5. Giant Mutant Colonoscopy!

    Wait… I think I found an exception to your rule…

  6. Basically, crazy, genetic engeneer-farmer is upset at Gotham City for preventing his work on genetics, so he creates a farm full of Giant Mutant Animals (and insects) to unleash upon the city. Hilarity ensues.
    You can watch it here: http://www.veoh.com/videos/v4062957gDKeapZC

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  7. Thanks for the link

  8. Hahaha, these are awesome! Gotta figure out how I’m gonna fit these in…

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  9. There we go, something that didn’t make my list of must-have DM moments…killing the party with carnivorous sheep…or pigs!

    Did giant beavers once…it was a slaughter, a “Dam” slaughter, if you will : )

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  10. Donny, don’t make me pun-ish you.

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